Were Cameron to turn around, he would see several tentacles blocking the doorway. "Silly lad," says Drusilla. She stands and walks over to a little writing desk. On top are several sheets of paper that she sorts through. "Trying to blackmail a teacher would earn you several weeks of detention." She turns around and comes to hand him a piece of paper.

"Or you could apply to be my teaching assistant," says Drusilla brightly.