Teaching Assistant Application (Private)

[crazyvampchick]

OOC: This is all meant for fun anyway, so go wild. Be as succinct or as lengthy as you like.

Name:
Favorite Color:
Favorite Word:

Do you mind feeding my giant, creepy squid in the basement pet if necessary?

Will you take attendance at every class for me?

Which do you prefer, werewolves, zombies, or vampires? Why?

Why do you want to be my teaching assistant?

Have you tried to get to know Miss Edith? Does Miss Edith like you? Why or why not?

Describe your reactions to and how you feel about Angelus:

Describe your reactions to and how you feel about the yearbook staff:

Describe your reactions to and how you feel about the insane levels of subtext at this school nonverbal communication:

Do you have past experience with mass psychosis, torture, murder, maiming, or any other illegal activities? Was this as a hobby or employment? Describe how you felt about these activities:

Do you have any psychological disorders which would help you to understand this class better? If so, which ones? Describe their onset and/or triggering factors:

What do you think about me?

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

Name: Me
Favorite Color: coagulation
Favorite Word: purplesreds

Do you mind feeding my giant, creepy squid in the basement pet if necessary? I like it sometimes

Will you take attendance at every class for me? Snootchie Bootchies

Which do you prefer, werewolves, zombies, or vampires? Why? Werewolves are fun in the moon and zombies smell and make you eat bad food and vampires are good in bed but make bad friends because they never go on picnics or rollercoasters.

Why do you want to be my teaching assistant? They said so.

Have you tried to get to know Miss Edith? Does Miss Edith like you? Why or why not? Miss Edith doesn't like Slayers. She told me herself so.

Describe your reactions to and how you feel about Angelus: I feel him without pants.

Describe your reactions to and how you feel about the yearbook staff: They filled me with fake sunshine and kitties.

Describe your reactions to and how you feel about the insane levels of subtext at this school nonverbal communication: *licks paper* You're right, it is grapefruits.

Do you have past experience with mass psychosis, torture, murder, maiming, or any other illegal activities? Was this as a hobby or employment? Describe how you felt about these activities: I like having blood on my hands and my arms and my face and my shirt and my brain.

Do you have any psychological disorders which would help you to understand this class better? If so, which ones? Describe their onset and/or triggering factors: I'm not crazy. I'm the only reasonable one here.

What do you think about me? Unicorns and Leonardo DaVinci and TREES

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Describe your reactions to and how you feel about Angelus: I feel him without pants.

[OOC: *snerk*! ]