Teaching Assistant Application (Private)

[crazyvampchick]

OOC: This is all meant for fun anyway, so go wild. Be as succinct or as lengthy as you like.

Name:
Favorite Color:
Favorite Word:

Do you mind feeding my giant, creepy squid in the basement pet if necessary?

Will you take attendance at every class for me?

Which do you prefer, werewolves, zombies, or vampires? Why?

Why do you want to be my teaching assistant?

Have you tried to get to know Miss Edith? Does Miss Edith like you? Why or why not?

Describe your reactions to and how you feel about Angelus:

Describe your reactions to and how you feel about the yearbook staff:

Describe your reactions to and how you feel about the insane levels of subtext at this school nonverbal communication:

Do you have past experience with mass psychosis, torture, murder, maiming, or any other illegal activities? Was this as a hobby or employment? Describe how you felt about these activities:

Do you have any psychological disorders which would help you to understand this class better? If so, which ones? Describe their onset and/or triggering factors:

What do you think about me?

Comments

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

Name: Jonathan Crane
Favorite Color: Red
Favorite Word: scarecrow

Do you mind feeding my giant, creepy squid in the basement pet if necessary? umm, I don't have to be the food right? because as long as Sunshine doesn't eat people I'm okay with that.

Will you take attendance at every class for me? Sure, not a problem

Which do you prefer, werewolves, zombies, or vampires? Why? Vampires because they're so sexy ZOMG because they're still able to communicate clearly. Talkijng to a zombie or werewolf is a useless waste of time but speaking with a vampire can be a wonderful conversational opportunity. plus it's fun to hatch nefarious schemes with them

Why do you want to be my teaching assistant? I have two main interests in life. Psychology and fear. You are the psychology teacher, and you instill fear in everyone in the class. I love that about you I beleive being your TA will provide me with an excellent opportunity to study the effects of fear on the student population of Fandom High.

Have you tried to get to know Miss Edith? Does Miss Edith like you? Why or why not? I have not yet had the pleasure of meeting Miss Edith. Call me old fashioned but I'd never presue to intrude upon a lady. I'm sure she's lovely though and I look forward to getting to know her

Describe your reactions to and how you feel about Angelus:Angelus is so hott!!!1one Angelus, as the leader of the Junior Acheivers is helping me accomplish my goals and realize my full potential. I have nothing but respect and admiration for him and OMG he likes my fear toxin!

Describe your reactions to and how you feel about the yearbook staff:The food they served after the Zombies? Fascinating. For that reason alone you have to love them. I mean, what could possibly cause such an extreme case of mas hysteria? I wish I'd ben able to get some of the Yearbook food to analyze

Describe your reactions to and how you feel about the insane levels of subtext at this school nonverbal communication: subtext is how I remain NOT GAY as in all situations, life at Fandom High is fraught with varying tempers and personalities. Via subtext, students can express ideas and feeling without worrying about the ramificaions or the censure of other students.

Do you have past experience with mass psychosis, torture, murder, maiming, or any other illegal activities? Was this as a hobby or employment? Describe how you felt about these activities: I am currently developing a fear toxin. This is an airborne toxin that when inhaled, causes the victim to experience their worst fears. I'd say this is a hobby of mine but I do hope you understand how seriously I take my work.

Do you have any psychological disorders which would help you to understand this class better? If so, which ones? Describe their onset and/or triggering factors: I do not have any psychological disorders that I am aware of. Unless you consider being an amoral, sociopath as a disorder, which personally, I do not.

What do you think about me? besides the fact that you are smoking hot? I think you're fascinating. It's clear you have an insider's view on abnormal psychology and as a result I find your classes captivating. Also, the massive amounts of fear you instilled in the dormitories after you hypnotised Cameron and John was an inspiration.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Which reminds me, I need to grab you in email so we can confab about Angelus and Johnny.]

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

((Is it bad that I'm kinda tempted to ask you to have Dru force Cam to apply?))

[crazyvampchick]

((Oh, God, let me force you to apply! *dies*))

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

((Dude, if Vala is still in the mood she is in right now Cam is going to get drunk and might just head down the basement with a steak...))

[crazyvampchick]

((Vala's going to be in that mood for the next, oh, day.))

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

((Yes, Cameron is kinda broken a lot right now.))

[crazyvampchick]

((Janet feels bad for you and seriously empathizes. Dru thinks it's really funny.))

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

((Actually, I was thinking. Would you be up for Cam getting furious and coming over to shout at Dru when he knows what's going on?))

[crazyvampchick]

((Go for it. That would be cool.))

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

((Once he realises he's shouting at a teacher she might be able to pull this application thing on him?))

[crazyvampchick]

((Perfect! It will be his way of avoiding detention. Or he can just let her in his head again...))

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

((Bwah, I'm going to try to go without a mindfrell for a week. Raincheck?))

[crazyvampchick]

((Oh, no, I meant that it could be either the detention, the TA application, or a mindfrell. Gosh , which would he pick?))

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

((D'oh! Misread through the angst. Hmmm, hard choice ;o) ))

[addams-daughter.livejournal.com]

((As Wednesday has already begun her class exercise, this may very well be amusing... particularly as I'm throwing delerium in on top of the dementia.))

Name: Wednesday Addams
Favorite Color: Death
Favorite Word: Onion, because it causes tears... and it's so much nicer than garlic, really, although I'm not allowed to season the dinners anymore.

Do you mind feeding my giant, creepy squid in the basement pet if necessary?: Feed it who?

Will you take attendance at every class for me?: Yesterday.

Which do you prefer, werewolves, zombies, or vampires? Why? Because they eat the dryads in the arbor, but only when the moon is new.

Why do you want to be my teaching assistant?: Because of the moon.

Have you tried to get to know Miss Edith? Does Miss Edith like you? Why or why not? We've never been properly introduced. It would be rude.

Describe your reactions to and how you feel about Angelus: He wore a button that said he was evil today. I felt potatoes about that.

Describe your reactions to and how you feel about the yearbook staff: Tentacles have fewer bones and are easier to serve.

Describe your reactions to and how you feel about the insane levels of subtext at this school nonverbal communication: ((OOC: There is a set of tiny drawings here that seem to involve Oz, Duce, a very pretty rainbow and a large club with spikes on.))

Do you have past experience with mass psychosis, torture, murder, maiming, or any other illegal activities? Was this as a hobby or employment? Describe how you felt about these activities: Oh yes, often. It's a family trait. Father always insisted. We'd spend hours in the graveyard.... Uncle Artemis still insists on scratching on the inside of his coffin even though he knows he's meant to be quiet..... I'm sorry, what was the question again?

Do you have any psychological disorders which would help you to understand this class better? If so, which ones? Describe their onset and/or triggering factors: Spoon. Albequerque. YeS. OfTen. AxEs.

What do you think about me? You have lovely hair. ((OOC: Here there is another set of stick figures, extremely Chas Addams-like, including a noose, someone being burned at the stake, a little forest of gravestones and what looks like a zombie horde eating someone.))

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Name: Vala Mal Doran Vala Bristow Vala Mal Doran-Bristow
Favorite Color: The silver of his hair...
Favorite Word: Dean.... Deeeeeaaaannn... Isn't it sexy???

Do you mind feeding my giant, creepy squid in the basement pet if necessary? Uh, I guess. If Jack wants me to...

Will you take attendance at every class for me? Maybe? If I'm not busy elsewhere...

Which do you prefer, werewolves, zombies, or vampires? Why? Vampires. Because you've shown me the light.

Why do you want to be my teaching assistant? I don't know, do I? I don't think I'll have time... (Hmmmmmm Jack......)

Have you tried to get to know Miss Edith? Does Miss Edith like you? Why or why not? I don't know her, but if she's anything like you, she must be a truly wonderful soul.

Describe your reactions to and how you feel about Angelus: Uh... hot in leather=good, creepy killing machine=bad?

Describe your reactions to and how you feel about the yearbook staff: We have a yearbook staff?

Describe your reactions to and how you feel about the insane levels of subtext at this school nonverbal communication: I live for the subtext

Do you have past experience with mass psychosis, torture, murder, maiming, or any other illegal activities? Was this as a hobby or employment? Describe how you felt about these activities: Um... I've always messed with people's minds to get what I want... (usually something they owned). I was sort of self-employed... but it can be fun enough to keep up as a hobby too... Oh! Unless you think Jack Dean Bristow wouldn't like that? *frets*

Do you have any psychological disorders which would help you to understand this class better? If so, which ones? Describe their onset and/or triggering factors: Nope, not a one. (Now excuse me, I haven't talked to Jack in almost ten minutes! I'm dying here!)

What do you think about me? The One Who Made Me See Love Clearly For The First Time...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

Name: Me
Favorite Color: coagulation
Favorite Word: purplesreds

Do you mind feeding my giant, creepy squid in the basement pet if necessary? I like it sometimes

Will you take attendance at every class for me? Snootchie Bootchies

Which do you prefer, werewolves, zombies, or vampires? Why? Werewolves are fun in the moon and zombies smell and make you eat bad food and vampires are good in bed but make bad friends because they never go on picnics or rollercoasters.

Why do you want to be my teaching assistant? They said so.

Have you tried to get to know Miss Edith? Does Miss Edith like you? Why or why not? Miss Edith doesn't like Slayers. She told me herself so.

Describe your reactions to and how you feel about Angelus: I feel him without pants.

Describe your reactions to and how you feel about the yearbook staff: They filled me with fake sunshine and kitties.

Describe your reactions to and how you feel about the insane levels of subtext at this school nonverbal communication: *licks paper* You're right, it is grapefruits.

Do you have past experience with mass psychosis, torture, murder, maiming, or any other illegal activities? Was this as a hobby or employment? Describe how you felt about these activities: I like having blood on my hands and my arms and my face and my shirt and my brain.

Do you have any psychological disorders which would help you to understand this class better? If so, which ones? Describe their onset and/or triggering factors: I'm not crazy. I'm the only reasonable one here.

What do you think about me? Unicorns and Leonardo DaVinci and TREES

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Describe your reactions to and how you feel about Angelus: I feel him without pants.

[OOC: *snerk*! ]

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Name: Callisto.
Favorite Color: Red, as much as any colour is I suppose.
Favorite Word: Defrenestration. I wonder if any of my classmates would like to be defrenestrated.

Do you mind feeding my giant, creepy squid in the basement pet if necessary? Feed it what? Teachers? Townies? Students? Doesn't really matter in the end.

Will you take attendance at every class for me? Why not, it's not like this class is ever going to be useful in the real world.

Which do you prefer, werewolves, zombies, or vampires? Why? Zombies, becuase nobody looks sideways at you when you kill 'em.

Why do you want to be my teaching assistant? I don't know. Power over other students.

Have you tried to get to know Miss Edith? Does Miss Edith like you? Why or why not? Miss Edith is a doll. She doesn't have feelings.

Describe your reactions to and how you feel about Angelus: Decent kisser, twerpy hair. To much of a show-off for his own good.

Describe your reactions to and how you feel about the yearbook staff: I don't give a flying frell about the yearbook. Stupid people trying to make something to remind themselves of a single year. Boring.

Describe your reactions to and how you feel about the insane levels of subtext at this school nonverbal communication: Subtext? What subtext? People are too scared to say what they really think.

Do you have past experience with mass psychosis, torture, murder, maiming, or any other illegal activities? Was this as a hobby or employment? Describe how you felt about these activities: Yes to all of the above. It was ...fun, I guess.


Do you have any psychological disorders which would help you to understand this class better? If so, which ones? Describe their onset and/or triggering factors: Who knows? I don't really care.

What do you think about me? You're completely batshit crazy and not safe for anyone, let alone students to be around.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Name: Cameron Mitchell
Favorite Color: Green
Favorite Word: Yo

Do you mind feeding my giant, creepy squid in the basement pet if necessary? Nope, of course not. I love Sunshine. No sarcasm here anywhere. None at all.

Will you take attendance at every class for me? I got a choice?

Which do you prefer, werewolves, zombies, or vampires? Why? Zombies. They make this funny noise when you hack into them.

Why do you want to be my teaching assistant? It's your shining personality. That and there was the threat of detention and I really don't like it when those tentacles get anywhere near my ass.

Have you tried to get to know Miss Edith? Does Miss Edith like you? Why or why not? We met, I think she likes me as she wanted to talk to me. But then you threw her against the wall. Is she alright?

Describe your reactions to and how you feel about Angelus: he's okay. He did good in the zombie crisis.

Describe your reactions to and how you feel about the yearbook staff: they're alright? I don't even know who's on there.

Describe your reactions to and how you feel about the insane levels of subtext at this school nonverbal communication: subtext what's that? It's not like I've ever used it before with anyone. Definitely not with another guy.

Do you have past experience with mass psychosis, torture, murder, maiming, or any other illegal activities? Was this as a hobby or employment? Describe how you felt about these activities: No?

Do you have any psychological disorders which would help you to understand this class better? If so, which ones? Describe their onset and/or triggering factors: Visiting basements I really should stay out of is apparently a problem.

What do you think about me? See above. You're lovely. And not scary at all. I like not having to be in detention or get probed.