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crazyvampchick) wrote2005-10-13 12:37 pm
crazyvampchick) wrote2005-10-13 12:37 pm
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Teaching Assistant Application (Private)
OOC: This is all meant for fun anyway, so go wild. Be as succinct or as lengthy as you like.
Name:
Favorite Color:
Favorite Word:
Do you mind feeding mygiant, creepy squid in the basement pet if necessary?
Will you take attendance at every class for me?
Which do you prefer, werewolves, zombies, or vampires? Why?
Why do you want to be my teaching assistant?
Have you tried to get to know Miss Edith? Does Miss Edith like you? Why or why not?
Describe your reactions to and how you feel about Angelus:
Describe your reactions to and how you feel about the yearbook staff:
Describe your reactions to and how you feel aboutthe insane levels of subtext at this school nonverbal communication:
Do you have past experience with mass psychosis, torture, murder, maiming, or any other illegal activities? Was this as a hobby or employment? Describe how you felt about these activities:
Do you have any psychological disorders which would help you to understand this class better? If so, which ones? Describe their onset and/or triggering factors:
What do you think about me?
Name:
Favorite Color:
Favorite Word:
Do you mind feeding my
Will you take attendance at every class for me?
Which do you prefer, werewolves, zombies, or vampires? Why?
Why do you want to be my teaching assistant?
Have you tried to get to know Miss Edith? Does Miss Edith like you? Why or why not?
Describe your reactions to and how you feel about Angelus:
Describe your reactions to and how you feel about the yearbook staff:
Describe your reactions to and how you feel about
Do you have past experience with mass psychosis, torture, murder, maiming, or any other illegal activities? Was this as a hobby or employment? Describe how you felt about these activities:
Do you have any psychological disorders which would help you to understand this class better? If so, which ones? Describe their onset and/or triggering factors:
What do you think about me?
no subject
Favorite Color: Red, as much as any colour is I suppose.
Favorite Word: Defrenestration. I wonder if any of my classmates would like to be defrenestrated.
Do you mind feeding my
giant, creepy squid in the basementpet if necessary? Feed it what? Teachers? Townies? Students? Doesn't really matter in the end.Will you take attendance at every class for me? Why not, it's not like this class is ever going to be useful in the real world.
Which do you prefer, werewolves, zombies, or vampires? Why? Zombies, becuase nobody looks sideways at you when you kill 'em.
Why do you want to be my teaching assistant? I don't know. Power over other students.
Have you tried to get to know Miss Edith? Does Miss Edith like you? Why or why not? Miss Edith is a doll. She doesn't have feelings.
Describe your reactions to and how you feel about Angelus: Decent kisser, twerpy hair. To much of a show-off for his own good.
Describe your reactions to and how you feel about the yearbook staff: I don't give a flying frell about the yearbook. Stupid people trying to make something to remind themselves of a single year. Boring.
Describe your reactions to and how you feel about
the insane levels of subtext at this schoolnonverbal communication:Subtext? What subtext?People are too scared to say what they really think.Do you have past experience with mass psychosis, torture, murder, maiming, or any other illegal activities? Was this as a hobby or employment? Describe how you felt about these activities: Yes to all of the above. It was ...fun, I guess.
Do you have any psychological disorders which would help you to understand this class better? If so, which ones? Describe their onset and/or triggering factors: Who knows? I don't really care.
What do you think about me? You're completely batshit crazy and not safe for anyone, let alone students to be around.