Teaching Assistant Application (Private)

[crazyvampchick]

OOC: This is all meant for fun anyway, so go wild. Be as succinct or as lengthy as you like.

Name:
Favorite Color:
Favorite Word:

Do you mind feeding my giant, creepy squid in the basement pet if necessary?

Will you take attendance at every class for me?

Which do you prefer, werewolves, zombies, or vampires? Why?

Why do you want to be my teaching assistant?

Have you tried to get to know Miss Edith? Does Miss Edith like you? Why or why not?

Describe your reactions to and how you feel about Angelus:

Describe your reactions to and how you feel about the yearbook staff:

Describe your reactions to and how you feel about the insane levels of subtext at this school nonverbal communication:

Do you have past experience with mass psychosis, torture, murder, maiming, or any other illegal activities? Was this as a hobby or employment? Describe how you felt about these activities:

Do you have any psychological disorders which would help you to understand this class better? If so, which ones? Describe their onset and/or triggering factors:

What do you think about me?

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[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

Name: Jonathan Crane
Favorite Color: Red
Favorite Word: scarecrow

Do you mind feeding my giant, creepy squid in the basement pet if necessary? umm, I don't have to be the food right? because as long as Sunshine doesn't eat people I'm okay with that.

Will you take attendance at every class for me? Sure, not a problem

Which do you prefer, werewolves, zombies, or vampires? Why? Vampires because they're so sexy ZOMG because they're still able to communicate clearly. Talkijng to a zombie or werewolf is a useless waste of time but speaking with a vampire can be a wonderful conversational opportunity. plus it's fun to hatch nefarious schemes with them

Why do you want to be my teaching assistant? I have two main interests in life. Psychology and fear. You are the psychology teacher, and you instill fear in everyone in the class. I love that about you I beleive being your TA will provide me with an excellent opportunity to study the effects of fear on the student population of Fandom High.

Have you tried to get to know Miss Edith? Does Miss Edith like you? Why or why not? I have not yet had the pleasure of meeting Miss Edith. Call me old fashioned but I'd never presue to intrude upon a lady. I'm sure she's lovely though and I look forward to getting to know her

Describe your reactions to and how you feel about Angelus:Angelus is so hott!!!1one Angelus, as the leader of the Junior Acheivers is helping me accomplish my goals and realize my full potential. I have nothing but respect and admiration for him and OMG he likes my fear toxin!

Describe your reactions to and how you feel about the yearbook staff:The food they served after the Zombies? Fascinating. For that reason alone you have to love them. I mean, what could possibly cause such an extreme case of mas hysteria? I wish I'd ben able to get some of the Yearbook food to analyze

Describe your reactions to and how you feel about the insane levels of subtext at this school nonverbal communication: subtext is how I remain NOT GAY as in all situations, life at Fandom High is fraught with varying tempers and personalities. Via subtext, students can express ideas and feeling without worrying about the ramificaions or the censure of other students.

Do you have past experience with mass psychosis, torture, murder, maiming, or any other illegal activities? Was this as a hobby or employment? Describe how you felt about these activities: I am currently developing a fear toxin. This is an airborne toxin that when inhaled, causes the victim to experience their worst fears. I'd say this is a hobby of mine but I do hope you understand how seriously I take my work.

Do you have any psychological disorders which would help you to understand this class better? If so, which ones? Describe their onset and/or triggering factors: I do not have any psychological disorders that I am aware of. Unless you consider being an amoral, sociopath as a disorder, which personally, I do not.

What do you think about me? besides the fact that you are smoking hot? I think you're fascinating. It's clear you have an insider's view on abnormal psychology and as a result I find your classes captivating. Also, the massive amounts of fear you instilled in the dormitories after you hypnotised Cameron and John was an inspiration.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Which reminds me, I need to grab you in email so we can confab about Angelus and Johnny.]